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Ex cried in court
Lawyer made savage joke
New partner already
Judge rolled eyes
Filed on their birthday
Took the dog
Forgot anniversary
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Social media drama
Cried in parking lot
Changed locks
Tequila celebration
Bank account drained
Parents took your side
Keyed their car
Burned photos
Kept the ring
Moved to new city
Changed phone number
Blocked everywhere
Got a tattoo
Therapy bills
New haircut
Dating profile
Told mutual friends

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"Karen took the dog. We took her 401(k). Fair trade."

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